If there will ever be a lesbian who opens a women's only bar and the place is busy every night... with lesbians.
If Direct TV will ever figure out how to do the job with less wire.
When these sunglasses will become a thing of the past. And I hope it's soon.
If people that are scrambling to buy Michael Jackson paraphernalia/Cd's ever listened and enjoyed his music when he was alive.
If customer service will ever be important to utility companies.
When people will realize they should never wear these unless they are a little baby. And never wear jeans that look like these ever.
Why the Barefoot Contessa has so many gay men on her show.
If she's ever going to post on this blog again.
Why it really never rains in Southern California and why the hell aren't there any homemade ice cream parlors in this city.
When my girlfriend will come home and what we're going to do for dinner.