Saturday, May 06, 2006

Lets talk about sex


We have to go out with the straight friends tonight. It's not so bad just sometimes it gets a little boring and predictable; not that going out with the gay friends isn't boring at times too, it's just not as annoying in the same way.

Anyway one of the friends we are going out with is totally obsessed with s.e.x. I have a friend at work who is totally obsessed with sex also and I was thinking about why so many people can't seem to get it off the brain. Now don't get me wrong, I'm a very sexual person- love doing it, talking about it and thinking about it but I'm not obsessed with it and don't need to discuss it day and night. I used to think people who talk about it all the time either don't get enough of it, don't get the right kind of it or have a problem with it, but I'm not sure anymore. My friend at work lately is referring everything to sex and it's so annoying I almost can't even strike up a conversation with her anymore. No matter what I say, whether I'm talking about an item, an idea, a t.v show or a situation, she always makes a stupid sexual joke. I HATE stupid sexual jokes that aren't funny; actually I hate sexual jokes when the act of sex isn't present. When people talk about sex and relate it with food, tools, cardboard boxes, flowers or any other random item, I find it very annoying and a total turn off. This woman at work seems to find it sexy when I mention anything long, heavy or big... what are we eight! I know where her mind is at but the little giggles are fucking annoying!

It's different when someone I find sexy talks the sexy talk or about the act of sex, but when someone I'm not attracted to talks about the act in a strange way it gets a lttle creepy. And when someone gets turned on when I mention the word "heavy" it's just plain stupid. I work very closely with some young men and we talk about sex all the time; It's pretty funny because strangely enough I can keep up with them with the graphic stuff. We can all discuss the ladies- they feel comfortable, and I feel comfortable. They're cool guys so they do it in a decent way which helps. The thing is is that when we talk about sex, there's a beginning and an end-then it's done. There's no innuendos or beating around the bush; there's no talk about kinky sex, abnormal sex or freaky sex- unless it's just that. We just talk about plain good old fashion sex.

One of the woman we are going out with tonight is another one that talks about sex 24 hours a day. It's not sexy when she talks about sex because she does it in a disqusting graphic way. It's just too much. In her case I do believe even though she gets plenty of hetero sex it's the sex with the ladies she's missing. She's been with many woman before and I actually think she's gay, but whatever. Now she's with a gay guy-go figure. She has sex pretty much every night, with this guy who she thinks and I know is gay. What...the...hell...!! It makes sense though, this guy, like so many gay guys who refuse to believe they are gay, need sex -the act of sex. So whether it's with a woman or whatever, it doesn't matter, it's the end result that does- nothing before.

So tonight we go out to a straight bar and hang out with straight people- not sexy unless the sexy straight woman are curious. Then and only then does it get sexy. They can talk to me all night long...

11 comments:

Unbalanced said...

Well, I hope you have a good time tonight in spite of the sex talk and the heteros

Kelly said...

I'm not a fan of sex talk unless it involves someone I'm actually having sex with. For the most part, my friends and I don't talk about sex. It's not that we don't feel comfortable enough with each other to do so, we just don't seem to have the need to talk about it.

I hope that the evening goes better than you imagine it will. At the very least, may there be interesting eye candy for you to peruse. ;)

Taradharma said...

I guess there's a time and a place for everything....I have friends that I joke with about sex, and friends I would never...and I used to (very young...) talk about sex all the time with people I was hot for but couldn't admit it...so...hmmmm.....

The Mad Hatter said...

I cant say so much sweetie cos my last post was dedicated to handcuffs I bought ages ago, so the sex thing is there with me ;-)
Not all the time though, believe it or not I can be a very serious chick sometimes.

I just hate when straight people try and get info about gay sex . I feel so uncomfortable with that. I dont know why cos I'm a sexual person, and a born flirt, but when it comes to that, I just clam up.

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r.d. said...

unbalanced,
Thanks, limited to no sex talk last night and lots of heteros...still fun though!

kelly,
all this talk about sex...talking about it with the right people in the right situations-there's nothing better! We went to a German bar. Lots of older men, young frat boys and women who looked like wives... limited eye candy but thanks for the thought. C.Love was there so she's all I needed!

tdharma,
I did actually think this women at work may have some thoughts about me...nah, I take that back. Whatever, may your life always be filled with great sex!

mad hatter,
I don't mind talking about gay sex with straight people and straight women that want to learn is just straight out HOT!

when was the last time you used those cuffs? Bring on the sex talk anytime woman...

Kelly said...

Hey R.D.,

I'm going to re-think my original opinion. I guess because so many of the conversations about sex I've had in the past have bordered on crude and stupid, I've forgotten that it can be fun to talk about sex.

You're absolutely right about sex talk with the right people being great. I must admit that witty, flirtatious repartee is one of life's greatest pleasures.

Here's to good sex...talking about it and actually doing it. (If I can remember back that far...)

Maggie said...

Considering I wrote porn letters in college (girls paid $20 for each one to give to their boyfriends...hey! I had anatomy books to pay for!), I'm not one to talk. :)
With the right person (male or female), I'll talk all night and continue over breakfast! However, it has to be someone that can hold their own. I'm not teaching a class. LOL

Zoe said...

Hmm, I'm still thinking, I have to pick my brain up out of the gutter for this one.
We have friends who we talk about or joke about sex with, but it's not like that's all we talk about or that we constantly joke about it. Someime the mood or proper moment strikes.
But then again one of my last posts was about giggling at the clerk telling us to enjoy our boxes, so maybe I'm one of the people you're talking about.

r.d. said...

kelly,
May there be good sex talk and healthy sex acts in your future! Stupid and crude sex talk (in my opinion)just gets in the way of the good stuff! What's the point-

Hey maggie,
Ahh, the college years... talk about fun sex!

Zoe,
I'm still confused with the boxes thing. Timing is everything zoe.

Kelly said...

Thanks, R.D. I hope so too. BTW, I forgot to say thanks for the lovely pics accompanying your original post. Such a lovely way to start or end the day. ;)

r.d. said...

You're very welcome kelly!